My favorite excerpt is from the film Waterboy with Adam Sandler. In the movie Waterboy if you have not seen it Bobby Boucher is the main character. Bobby Boucher is a total mama's boy and believes anything that his mother tells him. In my favorite scene Bobby is in a college class and attempts to answer a question.
Teacher: Now, is there anybody here that can tell me why most alligators are abnormally aggressive? Anyone? Yes sir, you sir.
Bobby: (stands up)Mama says that alligators are ornery ‘cause they got all them teeth but no tooth brush. (class laughs)
Other student: ... because they have an enlarged medulla oblongata.
Teacher: That is correct. ... medulla, ob-lon-ga-ta! Now, is there anybody here that can tell me where happiness comes from? Anyone? Alright, let’s hear what Mama has to say on the subject.
Bobby:(stands up again) Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
Teacher: Well folks, Mama’s wrong again.
Bobby: No Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong. (class laughs) Mama’s right.
Teacher: (Bobby runs to the door) Something’s wrong with his medula oblongata!
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